FLYING IS DESTROYING THE PLANET!

A TURD RUNWAY IS NOT CROOSHIAL

Willie "WONKA" Walsh - the brother of Loouey "Ducky" Walsh the "music" producer - recently said

"A TURD RUNWAY FOR HEATROE IS ABSOLOOTLEY CROOSHIAL!"

Willie Wonka and his Bullshit Factory!!!

[So does it have to me made of TURD???
Are you some kind of Hippy???
Are you implying that money is turd or something???..]
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My basic reply is:-

NO IT FACKING ISN'T CROOSHIAL, ME OLD SON. SIMPLE AS.

AND MOST PEOPLE DO GIVE A "DONALD DUCK"
ABOUT THE PLANET AND ABOUT LONDON.

Money-Hungry mad gits!!!
Don't have a paddy about your UNHEALTHY belief in AIR TRAVEL!!!

Cars are worse!!!
Tank yerselves lucky ya don't work in dat industree!!!
You'd really receive my bile in dat case!!!

Have you replaced nationalism with MONEY-HUNGER???
Well dat is probably yet worse - if dat's possible!!!

Did you ever actually WANT to fly in the first place?

"Ten airport horror stories that will make you never want to fly again
Lost luggage isn't even the worst of it. Here are the best of your airport nightmares."

[Title of "News Story" in the Guardian]

MY SOFA COMMENT:-

Did you ever really want to fly in the first place???
Or did society make you think that you wanted or needed to fly?
The point I am making is you could go by train or walk or go by ship.
What people want to achieve is TRAVEL to their DESTINATION.
If people could go by "Star Trek Beam Me Up" then they would!....
Whether they wanted to or not!....

2 REPLIES:

Reply 1:

I can't decide if your sanctimoniousness is more tedious than your earnestness!
Tell us, oh enlightened one, what do YOU think about it?
Did you ever think maybe people wanted to visit places, of their own volition, not caused by some conspiracy, and flying is a good way to get there?
Perhaps you could let me know how I could find a job 12,000 miles away and emigrate without having flown?

Reply 2.

So one must assume that you think we Australians should just stay on our island continent and never explore the wider world?
By your logic, if we weren't made to fly, we weren't made to swim...
Well, that's your daft opinion and that's ALL it is.
One suspects that all that time on your sofa has resulted in reduced blood supply to your cognitive brain.

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My reply to these comments is -

I don't deny that FLYING is a great and very convenient way of travel.
I am pointing out that it is a COMMERCIAL PROFIT-HUNGRY INDUSTRY as well - which plants adverts posing as news-stories in once respectable newspapers like the "Gaydian".

Don't forget Australia was for MOST of its history reachable only by BOAT.
That did not deter anyone!
It was discovered by Captain Cook in 1770!..... He did not discover it as the pilot of a Quantas!..
A great deal of SEA TRAVEL occurred.
That's why - even today - we still talk of all "being in the same boat" rather than all "being in the same JUMBO JET"!

I can see that BOTH Ozzies above feel guilt about going by plane.
Due to the heavy condemnation of folk like me regarding flying and their own conscience about the fenomenon of course!
Well - do you NEED to fly this particular journey??
Also - do you need to take out your guilt on me???....

None of them WANTED as such to go by ship.
Some of the crews were PRESS-GANGED - ID EST FORCED!.....
But it was necessary to make the JOURNEY!....
And considerably healthier for the planet as NO FUEL WAS NEEDED!...

I would seriously suggest the revival of some form of sea travel for mass transport to some places in the world.

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FLYING IS DESTROYING THE PLANET

Excessive air flight is a crime against the planet!

Excessive air flight is a crime against the planet!

There was an article about the climate camp today and they did some vox pops with people
about what they thought of it.

One guy said "I am worried about global warming too but what are you going to do?, you've got to fly haven't you? we can't all go by boat taking ages like they did years ago."

Now the thing about this is that maybe 90 per cent of the flying that is being done is totally unnecessary.

IF Automobiles are a crime against humanity

( VID -
http://carsarebollox.blogspot.co.uk/ and www.carbusters.org )

then - FLYING is a CRIME AGAINST THE PLANET AND Humanity!......

A FORTIORI.

Discuss.

Essex "My Mate Dave" International Airport

At the present time Southend (London) International Airport is - as you can all see - called Southend (London) International Airport.

It is in fact in the County of Essex.

The international airport for the East Midlands is named after a local English hero : Robin Hood, who - unlike airlines - stole from the rich and gave to the poor.

King Damon "The Wise" of Essex has asked for people to give suggestions of new names for Sarfend airport mentioning its Essexiness.

Amongst the most interesting entries were:

ESSEX "MY MATE DAVE" INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.....
ESSEX "WAT TYLER" INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT....(Who was 'ee then?...:)...
ESSEX "JODIE MARSH" INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.....(I bought a plane ticket! Where did these balloons come from?...)....
ESSEX "JAMIE OLIVER" INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT....(At least the airport grub might be edible then!..).....